There's something in my eye!

Some wiseacre must then always say something like, "It's your eyeball," to which I'm usually tempted to reply with a swift uppercut.

It has dawned on me rather suddenly that this is a charming metaphor for life. We all mill about complaining that there's something uncomfortable in our life, just to find, unfortunately, that it is the life in our life that is tweaking, scratching, and paining us. So I thought, why not get official about the whole thing, start a blog, and indulge my human need to tell everyone what I think all the time?

It's a lovely entertainment of ego, and I plan on enjoying it immensely. More links, pictures, and goodies to come... I suppose I will post madly at first as well. My tendency is to leap headlong into projects and immerse myself fully until I overdose, at which point I abandon said projects entirely. In this case, I will try to pace myself.

Allow myself to introduce... myself... to the "me" world of the weblog.

Ha! I crack me up.